Shamelessly stolen from another blog becasue it made me laugh uproariously:
The reason C is not in the Icelandic alphabet
Iceland: Dear UK here’s the ash your requested for that Icesave claim.
Britain: WTF Iceland?!? Why did you send us volcanic ash ? Our airspace has shut down.
Iceland: What? It´s what you asked for isn’t it?
Britain: NO! Cash! Cash you dyslexic fuck. CASH!
To the British and Dutch governments: There is no C in the Icelandic alphabet, so when you ask for Cash, all you get is Ash…”